Alright alright, its been a while and i think these rules need to be reread by all so that following them is easier because they are fresh in that squishy thing in your head you think with.
*1: You WILL call him by his rightful name of Rudy McMaccy
*2: Follow the first rule
*3: No one touches him
*4: No one asks to touch him
*5: No one thinks about asking to touch him
*6: No one thinks about him
*7: No one thinks about how they can't think about him
*8: No one thinks about how they can't think about thinking about him
*9: No one thinks about how they can't think about how they can't think about him
*10: And so on and so fourth
*11: No one breaths in his direction
*12: No one walks past him without respectfully bowing first
*13: No one looks directly into his built in webcam without accepting him as your religious leader first
Are we chill?
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